Story Time...

U, me and probably the rest of the world is longing for a good laugh when u feel that everything is falling apart...a laugh to bring u back to level...a laugh to make u forget things u dont wanna remember...a laugh which u very well deserve...a laugh to make your heart light. As god created sad, and sorrow He also created friends to be with you when u need a heart to borrow, a shoulder to lean on, or simply to make you LAUGH. Today, i laughed until my tummy literally ached. Raj, or rather McSteamyface decided (well, we kinda forced him) to have lunch with us and we all ended up not only filling our stomach with food but also filling our heart with a great memory. To tell u about Raj, well he is a great dancer..but as a person he is just a wonderful friend, he makes you forget your pain by just making you laugh for the silliest thing...The best part is he doesnt even need to say anything, he just has to sit there and do his McSteamy face and there u will be laughing your heads off till your eyes tear. Here are some pictures of us having so much fun with MrSteamyface...

So much for having fun...Now its story telling time...So, sit back, relax and let your imagination go wild. Here are casts for my story...Raj(The Hero,Husband,Boyfriend), Panda(The Heroin, Wife, Girlfriend), Piriya(The Slutty Mistress) and Pauline(The Girl Front Table)...Director(ME,duh?!!) and Producer(Karmun).

Once upon a time, there was a boy whom we all call McSteamy. I am not sure why we call him that, probably his looks which looks like a steamed fish at times or maybe its just his ability to flirt and make any girl fall for him...Whatever it may be,McSteamy never once in his phase of life stayed alone. There is always a girl with him in everything he does...including his illegal "Kongsi Gelap" dealings.

We all know the one part of McSteamy who is macho and manly...What we dont know is his other part of life whom he calls "Panda", the love of his life. Panda is the only one who can control. And thus he'd do anything...just anything for Panda. When i say anything, i mean it...Well, lets have a look at what will he do for her.

He'd eat his least favourite part of a chicken (the bone) just because Panda asks him not to waste his food and money. I know..The things people do for love...Its just awesome...

He finds his happiness in the way Panda eats and laughs. His hunger is fullfilled just by watching Panda eat. And Panda finds is unbelievably sweet. She is happy with how she gets lifted whenever she is with him.
This beautiful couple decide to get married. But what Panda does not know is being McSteamy he cannot bear being loyal...And there he goes to lunch with his slutty mistress,Pripri.

They couldnt agree on what to order becasuse he doesnt agree with anyone except his wife, Panda. So, Pripri is a little annoyed but she cant do much as she is just the mistress.

So, just to please him, she orders what he wanted with a fake smile on her face. After all, its not food she wants from him. Its his money...The things people do for money...So disgusting...
As they ordered, Panda who happen to have lunch in the same place with her old friends found them closely, intimately laughing and smiling decided to check out what really is going n and she decided to join them for lunch.

McSteamy is constantly checking on Panda to see if she has by any chance found out the truth. Panda puts on her fake smile and there is Pripri with her slutty look.

Panda is remotely crying as she pripri accidently bluttered the disgusting relationship she has with McSteamy and McSteamy is stuck in between and not knowing what to do, he shuts his ears. He just couldnt bear the sound of Panda crying.

He was not ready to let go of Panda so the rest of the lunch he tried to win her heart back. How he does it? Lets have a look.

His first try has failed tremendously and it almost earned him a slap. C'mmonla, Panda has some dignity. She couldnt possibly fall for his first act...

Panda's first reaction scared the hell out of McSteamy and Panda still seem a little ...ermmm lot more upset. So, he needed to try harder....He after all ate chicken bone for her, he can do this....

So, he tried giving her his heart while she was drinking her soup. But that didnt seem to work either.

So, being the usual dumb guy, he tried ignoring her for a while...but Panda dont seem to be melted at all(see, she has the whatever look on her face)...His third try failed again. And there is pri pri having her michief laugh thinking that she could have him all by herself...

So he tried the old fashioned way. He leaned towards the girl sitting on the front table, and flirted with her so that Panda would get jealous and come back to him. That almost worked...

Panda is a little more sober now. And all she needs to know now is if he really wants her back or is he gonna hurt her again. McSteamy is thinking of how to mmake Panda believe that he could be truthful. And Pripri seem to be thinking of breaking their marriage. Evil... And not knowing what to do, he tried kissing Panda when she wasnt looking. This is the only way to show her that he tuly loves her, and there is absolutely no place for anyone else in his heart but her.Whoa! That worked. Panda is finally laughing and McSteamy was happy and annoyed at the same time coz all it took was a kiss to make their marriage work. Now he knows, what true love is...He deeply and truly was sorry for being such a jerk and he apologised in the cutest way possible and Panda forgived him with a smile and accepted him again. Pri-pri and her evil plans has failed as true love will always find triumph.Pri-pri was really sorry for being such aa ass and she apologised to Panda, and being a soft hearted and sober wife, she forgived her and they enjoyed the rest of their lunch with loads of laugter and happiness was once again found...McSteamy and Panda lived happily ever after.

This story is dedicated to Raj as a token of laughter and acceptance for having the very first outing with us. To Karmun for giving the idea to write a story about today's lunch hour. And to Pauline for givng us the support we needed. Thank you to Panda and Piriya for participating in this story with loads of funny reactions....